I begged and Love said No

I'm bored. And before anyone now suggest that instead of saying that I am bored I should go and study or do my homework: please don't. We all know that would be a complete waste of time. Telling me to study, I mean. I tried to study today, honestly I did, but then I got hungry and went to the kitchen to get food. After I ate I felt sleepy, so I took a nap. After my nap I craved a cigarette and one can't study while experiencing cravings, right? See, it is futile. I am not made for the academic world but destined to make the world more fashionable.

So, what's going on with everyone? Come on and entertain me...please?